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Shocked Führer (1 day ago)
sam shah (10 days ago)
the only word I say is not interested.
jiva34 (28 days ago)
Haha. I bought a small device ($9) that plays an 8 second recording of Hare Krishna mantra and then hangs up on them.
Ginkum Pow (1 month ago)
I breathe heavy like they've just joined my erotic activity.
lambo2655 (1 month ago)
TG I have call dispkay, if I don't recognize the number or no name appears I don't answer it.
iamjohnporter67 (1 month ago)
Telemarketers are so annoying.
R LP (2 months ago)
Keep a survival whistle by your phone or a fog horn...HeHe
Jason Bratcher (2 months ago)
That call was pure joy. Talk about wasting the tm's time! All Yes answers, even to the moron question;Okay, we'll put that in our record;... Click.
shell company (2 months ago)
I did this too
Ric Thompson (2 months ago)
I had one telemarketer in tears once. I told her she had reached a highly secure government facility and I needed to know how she got this number. I then told you know this call is being traced and federal agents were on there way there right now. And she said "But I only work here". I could tell by her voice she ready to cry.
Debbie K (3 months ago)
I get calls trying to sell me solar panels for my house.. I say, sorry it won't work for me because I'm homeless..
Shelley Fitch (3 months ago)
OMG! Did he really have your SSN?
Rizwan Ali (3 months ago)
Iam a tele marketer we often used to call those people again and again who abuse us or try to make fools ,,,,all you people have to do is to just say that ,(iam DNC registered ) you will never recieve any single call from that company in future
Freddbeargaming (3 months ago)
One time a telemarketer called and I drew a blank. So I just answered with: "City Morgue! You kill 'em, we chill 'em!"
Will Stanwyx (3 months ago)
When M. Bison gets a telemarketer call.
Norman Maletta (3 months ago)
I dont have time for the questions. Apparently this motha fucka aint got a life to sit and answer questions.
jay GAMER (3 months ago)
Stephen Fernandez (3 months ago)
That last part though made me laugh
Crossfade421 (4 months ago)
boondockpaint (4 months ago)
Actually works!! And so much fun to pair!
Gary Verbeek (4 months ago)
Kevin Chen (4 months ago)
you may be a moron but at least you aren't an idiot like the telemarketer
Fargo The Elite (4 months ago)
Just say okay and only okay.
Tomb Raver (4 months ago)
Me: *picks up phone with lisp accent* "Thank you for calling "The Cockpit" gay bar and club, how can I help you today?"
Miguel Zino (4 months ago)
oscalim. 16 (4 months ago)
Bruh you shoulda said "hell yes!"
Damear Still (4 months ago)
9 years ago recommended
Deb Bucy (5 months ago)
I usually answer the first question with "what ya want?" Then I set the phone down and walk away, leaving them to yammer until they figure it out and hang up.
Kay (6 months ago)
Hahaha.. i tried it and totally fucking hilarious man!
CANALI Rodriguez (6 months ago)
Yes!!!! Lol
Demy Prod (6 months ago)
I watch this video every couple of months and fuckin cry of laughter everytime. This is fkin gold and yet so simple 😂😂😂😂😂😂
Ahmad Thamer (6 months ago)
Bernie T (6 months ago)
It works
Advancedkiwi (6 months ago)
Rick Stone (6 months ago)
Why mess with them? They're doing an honest living. Most of them are ok except if you get calls about free giveaways and overseas calls from India
oce (6 months ago)
"You're also a moron" he lowkey owned him though. 😂
JEAN YVES TOUSSAINT (6 months ago)
You said yes that you are a Moron? Yes awesome 👏
Mr Bill From a fly over (6 months ago)
Hey I bought auto insurance for my permobile wheelchair with my expired dept store credit card. Gotta call back about new pymt method and changed my vehicle to my DeWalt table saw. I think they got the message.
Tail Indigo (6 months ago)
*y e s*
I'm actually a telemarketer and I loved this vid We do have fun with people who do jokes at us
AlphaBagel (7 months ago)
You probably should improve your credit score
johnny dark (7 months ago)
senorkaboom (7 months ago)
One way I have tormented a telemarketer is to want the offered service and when it comes to paying, but before you give any info, I say let me get my card. I then just walk away. Heard the guy I did this to just keep saying “Hello..........Hello”. Finally, I picked up the receiver and asked what he wanted. After he responded, I said it was my roommate and he just left and I don’t know when he will be back. Sorry. Click.
Thunder Kat (7 months ago)
Jim M (7 months ago)
Sorry the telemarketer won, he was cool as a cucumber when he asked the moron question. I used to do that job myself and it is laidback compared to retail sales -- at least you don't have to see people's faces, so it's not so bad when you get abused. Besides if you're good at the job you get some badass comissions. In the end, there are telemarketing companies that are ethical and give good products, and others that are unethical and give bad products.
Vigorous Toast (4 months ago)
Jim M “tHe TeLeMaRkEtEr WoN” lmao mate you’re just waffling
mrmikethayes (7 months ago)
I am on the National Do Not Call list for telemarketing. my telemarketing calls are not forwarded to my congressman's office. *72 and his number.
Kalle Silakka (7 months ago)
Random Memes Weekly (7 months ago)
Just speak in a different language, that’ll for sure piss them off
Hand Solo (7 months ago)
WOW, this UL is like 9 years old. Did they even have the internet back then?
Hand Solo (7 months ago)
He couldn't get a better job than a telemarketer, but you're the moron... RIGHHTTTT!!?!?!?!!?
Cass K (8 months ago)
Omg they called out his social number
Jordan Crowley (8 months ago)
Your video makes no sense at all. Did you know that most of corporate America thrive on direct telemarketing via revenue? Kill telemarketing and you kill corporate America and being that you most likely are a sheep who needs an employer, WTF would you do if your job was not producing revenue, you wouldn't have work, would you? If you don't like, just hang up the phone only I suspect that the only reason why you are annoyed is that you don't qualify for most offers that you receive and probably because clowns like you protesting salespeople. People like you envy me, your kind stares at my vehicles, and take pictures, you fantasize of living in luxury as I do, you add up your cost when dining, guess what I do? I speak with over 30 people a day that I have never does business with, I make financial recommendations and people not like you buy and they buy because it just makes sense so when I hear a clown like you say, GET A REAL JOB, all I need to do is take one look at my watch any day of the week and know most likely that my precious timepieces cost more than your home, your vehicles and your vacations and that is just facts! Say as you like but in a few hours from now, I will take my rich telemarketing ass to work with a huge grin on my face while you head to 711 for your $2 coffee and fantasize of just being me. Attention everyone, refuse to pick up a phone a close a sale and you will be doing labor with just regret there on after.
kevin dower (8 months ago)
caller:  I'm calling about your car accident!me:       That was fast I only just hit the police car, call me back in 5 minutes and explain to the officer why your call distracted me.
The California Tranplant (8 months ago)
best laugh I ve had all day. " are u a moron"? yes!
kokonutts arefun (8 months ago)
No that's how you look like an idiot.
B M C (8 months ago)
Thats not nice. Say no and hang up . Thats a job you usually dont really choose...
syx syx (8 months ago)
just start talking about the markerters penis or vagina and the calls stop. don't use foul language or insult anyone,just discuss.....the calls  will stop.....tell them they caught you on a day when genitals are the only subject you'll discuss.
Steve H (8 months ago)
Did I like this little video? Yes!
HaveFun (9 months ago)
"YES". But how do you keep them for calling back????
okay (9 months ago)
“Hi thank you for calling Pizza Hut! Would you like take-out or delivery?”
Paulina Rittscher (9 months ago)
Emily Summer (9 months ago)
I just pretend I am an old German woman. Halllllloooo? Ja, ja ja. Vas ist? Ja? Ja? click on their end. lol
Steel Charlotte (9 months ago)
*you are also a moron* ... yes
David James (9 months ago)
You have to be wary of saying yes to any telemarketer. The conversations are usually recorded and they have you recorded saying yes to something you may not want. It would be hard to deny that you agreed to whatever it was.
Vigorous Toast (4 months ago)
David James it’s an issue now, but not 9 years ago (when the video was uploaded)
Marci Samms (10 months ago)
now they r voicemails and you cant hang up on them oh technology
Moneer Mohammad (10 months ago)
Yes 😂😂😂😂
HereComeTheRooster (10 months ago)
jim james (10 months ago)
"You are also a moron?" "No that would be you Mr telemarketer scam!"
No way
conlia (10 months ago)
Telemarketer:You are interested in our debt consolidation program? Yes. Telemarketer:You are a resident of New York state? Yes. Telemarketer:You're also a moron? ... Telemarketer:Hello? *hang up*
Vinny Berry (11 months ago)
Jim Carrey in a deleted scene.
Tony Steel (11 months ago)
Clever Hammerhead (11 months ago)
1:11 - No u
thersten (11 months ago)
you should change the title to: how to get schooled by a telemarketer.
DresdenclineInkpot (1 year ago)
This isn't how to torment a telemarketer...the telemarketer won this round.
James Michaels (1 year ago)
I had this one telemarketer keep calling me and I kept ignoring it because I don't know nobody in Ohio. They had been calling me every day for about a week and had called me again last week. By this time, I'd had enough. So, I picked it up and said "Godfather's House of Hoes. Harry Sax speaking...." Needless to say, I haven't had a call since.
🌟Sakura Espeon🌟 (1 year ago)
At first I thought this was one of those calls where the guy was on one of those websites where you click on different responses and the telemarketer starts having a conversation with these recordings without realizing it wasn’t a real person. Still that was pretty funny. I needed a good laugh tonight. 😂
FixedByDoc . com (1 year ago)
nice. i live off 100% solar and have zero power lines on my property. once or twice the power companies call telling me they can reduce my power bill from their competitors price etc... they dont seem to realize i have no power bill and ever have. so i let them go through their whole spill and get to the point where they start offering me savings discounts. i ask them if they will be sending me checks now. they say no but my bill will be reduced by whatever %. so i ask what that % of zero is and they dont get it. then after dragging them along as long as possible i tell them im on my own solar power. they still never get it and think i need power company for night time or its included in some rental agreement even though they confirmed i OWN the property. then they get mad for wasting their time. but their the ones calling ME several times a month lol...
Lanny Bianchi (1 year ago)
I found on a better way to deal with them when you answer the phone and you know it's a telemarketer you let them go on and when they ask you your name to say you've reached the house of Jesus Christ and they'll hang right up a lot of them won't even bother calling you again
Jahn Dough (1 year ago)
Charles Sumrow (1 year ago)
Claes Andersson (1 year ago)
Saxon (1 year ago)
Then the person working the next shift calls. Then the next and the next. This does nothing to stop them.
Chris P. (1 year ago)
Love the telemarketer.
delbert grady (1 year ago)
@1:11 schooled u bouy. Lol I used to work for dtv. My customers always tried to fuck with... Only I started first. Horrible job and very exhausting
Geno2733 (1 year ago)
look for gift card scams, and give THEM the telemarketer's number. They'll get flooded with calls.
M Chaney (1 year ago)
I call them back over and over and over and grind them down until they quit their job.
Megan Todd (1 year ago)
25 thousand smak-a-rooz laff out loud
Ashak Naz (1 year ago)
He actually tormented you in the end and your mouth was ziped for a sec before saying YES
karin Doyle (1 year ago)
I use to give the phone to my daughter when she was little and tell her it was Santa
No Justice Just Us (1 year ago)
😂😂 He got you at the end tho
Al May (1 year ago)
get annoyed with telemarketers but I will try this it might make me feel better
UnSubRocky (1 year ago)
Sounds more like he got the better of you.
SS Standartenfuhrer (1 year ago)
My record of keeping these folk on the line is 35mins.
PEPE TRUMP (1 year ago)
Bassplayer Marty (1 year ago)
Don’t say yes!!!!
Gareth Davies (1 year ago)
Zepher Tensho (1 year ago)
I watched this 8 years ago before I even had a youtube account and now here we are in 2017 and it's in my recommended feed. Ah memories.
Valerie Pallaoro (1 year ago)
I don't think you won on this one; moron. On record even. Well, there, you go. How long did it take him to find that out? Hmmm?

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