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Kay (5 days ago)
Hahaha.. i tried it and totally fucking hilarious man!
CANALI Rodriguez (8 days ago)
Yes!!!! Lol
Demy Prod (8 days ago)
I watch this video every couple of months and fuckin cry of laughter everytime. This is fkin gold and yet so simple 😂😂😂😂😂😂
Ahmad Thamer (12 days ago)
Yes
Bernie T (13 days ago)
Yeeeees
It works
Advanced kiwi 2 (14 days ago)
Yes
Rick Stone (15 days ago)
Why mess with them? They're doing an honest living. Most of them are ok except if you get calls about free giveaways and overseas calls from India
oce (17 days ago)
"You're also a moron" he lowkey owned him though. 😂
JEAN YVES TOUSSAINT (19 days ago)
You said yes that you are a Moron? Yes awesome 👏
Hey I bought auto insurance for my permobile wheelchair with my expired dept store credit card. Gotta call back about new pymt method and changed my vehicle to my DeWalt table saw. I think they got the message.
Tail Indigo (21 days ago)
*y e s*
I'm actually a telemarketer and I loved this vid We do have fun with people who do jokes at us
AlphaBagel (1 month ago)
You probably should improve your credit score
johnny dark (1 month ago)
YES~~~~
senorkaboom (1 month ago)
One way I have tormented a telemarketer is to want the offered service and when it comes to paying, but before you give any info, I say let me get my card. I then just walk away. Heard the guy I did this to just keep saying “Hello..........Hello”. Finally, I picked up the receiver and asked what he wanted. After he responded, I said it was my roommate and he just left and I don’t know when he will be back. Sorry. Click.
Thunder Kat (1 month ago)
yes
Jim M (1 month ago)
Sorry the telemarketer won, he was cool as a cucumber when he asked the moron question. I used to do that job myself and it is laidback compared to retail sales -- at least you don't have to see people's faces, so it's not so bad when you get abused. Besides if you're good at the job you get some badass comissions. In the end, there are telemarketing companies that are ethical and give good products, and others that are unethical and give bad products.
mrmikethayes (1 month ago)
I am on the National Do Not Call list for telemarketing. my telemarketing calls are not forwarded to my congressman's office. *72 and his number.
Kalle Kallenkallela (1 month ago)
Yes.
Just speak in a different language, that’ll for sure piss them off
Hand Solo (1 month ago)
WOW, this UL is like 9 years old. Did they even have the internet back then?
Hand Solo (1 month ago)
He couldn't get a better job than a telemarketer, but you're the moron... RIGHHTTTT!!?!?!?!!?
Cass K (2 months ago)
Omg they called out his social number
Jordan Crowley (2 months ago)
Your video makes no sense at all. Did you know that most of corporate America thrive on direct telemarketing via revenue? Kill telemarketing and you kill corporate America and being that you most likely are a sheep who needs an employer, WTF would you do if your job was not producing revenue, you wouldn't have work, would you? If you don't like, just hang up the phone only I suspect that the only reason why you are annoyed is that you don't qualify for most offers that you receive and probably because clowns like you protesting salespeople. People like you envy me, your kind stares at my vehicles, and take pictures, you fantasize of living in luxury as I do, you add up your cost when dining, guess what I do? I speak with over 30 people a day that I have never does business with, I make financial recommendations and people not like you buy and they buy because it just makes sense so when I hear a clown like you say, GET A REAL JOB, all I need to do is take one look at my watch any day of the week and know most likely that my precious timepieces cost more than your home, your vehicles and your vacations and that is just facts! Say as you like but in a few hours from now, I will take my rich telemarketing ass to work with a huge grin on my face while you head to 711 for your $2 coffee and fantasize of just being me. Attention everyone, refuse to pick up a phone a close a sale and you will be doing labor with just regret there on after.
kevin dower (2 months ago)
caller:  I'm calling about your car accident!me:       That was fast I only just hit the police car, call me back in 5 minutes and explain to the officer why your call distracted me.
The California Tranplant (2 months ago)
best laugh I ve had all day. " are u a moron"? yes!
kokonutts arefun (2 months ago)
No that's how you look like an idiot.
B M C (2 months ago)
Thats not nice. Say no and hang up . Thats a job you usually dont really choose...
syx syx (2 months ago)
just start talking about the markerters penis or vagina and the calls stop. don't use foul language or insult anyone,just discuss.....the calls  will stop.....tell them they caught you on a day when genitals are the only subject you'll discuss.
Steve H (2 months ago)
Did I like this little video? Yes!
Obligation4 Intellect (3 months ago)
"YES". But how do you keep them for calling back????
Macy Smith (3 months ago)
“Hi thank you for calling Pizza Hut! Would you like take-out or delivery?”
Paulina Rittscher (3 months ago)
EXCELLENT ! ! !
Emily Summer (3 months ago)
I just pretend I am an old German woman. Halllllloooo? Ja, ja ja. Vas ist? Ja? Ja? click on their end. lol
Steel Charlotte (3 months ago)
*you are also a moron* ... yes
David James (3 months ago)
You have to be wary of saying yes to any telemarketer. The conversations are usually recorded and they have you recorded saying yes to something you may not want. It would be hard to deny that you agreed to whatever it was.
Marci Samms (4 months ago)
now they r voicemails and you cant hang up on them oh technology
Moneer Mohammad (4 months ago)
Yes 😂😂😂😂
HereComeTheRooster (4 months ago)
Lol!
jim james (4 months ago)
"You are also a moron?" "No that would be you Mr telemarketer scam!"
No way
conlia (4 months ago)
Telemarketer:You are interested in our debt consolidation program? Yes. Telemarketer:You are a resident of New York state? Yes. Telemarketer:You're also a moron? ... Telemarketer:Hello? *hang up*
Vinny Berry (5 months ago)
Jim Carrey in a deleted scene.
Tony Steel (5 months ago)
🤣🤣🤣🤣......!!!!!!!!!!
Clever Hammerhead (5 months ago)
1:11 - No u
thersten (5 months ago)
you should change the title to: how to get schooled by a telemarketer.
DresdenclineInkpot (6 months ago)
This isn't how to torment a telemarketer...the telemarketer won this round.
James Michaels (6 months ago)
I had this one telemarketer keep calling me and I kept ignoring it because I don't know nobody in Ohio. They had been calling me every day for about a week and had called me again last week. By this time, I'd had enough. So, I picked it up and said "Godfather's House of Hoes. Harry Sax speaking...." Needless to say, I haven't had a call since.
Sakura the Espeon (7 months ago)
At first I thought this was one of those calls where the guy was on one of those websites where you click on different responses and the telemarketer starts having a conversation with these recordings without realizing it wasn’t a real person. Still that was pretty funny. I needed a good laugh tonight. 😂
FixedByDoc . com (7 months ago)
nice. i live off 100% solar and have zero power lines on my property. once or twice the power companies call telling me they can reduce my power bill from their competitors price etc... they dont seem to realize i have no power bill and ever have. so i let them go through their whole spill and get to the point where they start offering me savings discounts. i ask them if they will be sending me checks now. they say no but my bill will be reduced by whatever %. so i ask what that % of zero is and they dont get it. then after dragging them along as long as possible i tell them im on my own solar power. they still never get it and think i need power company for night time or its included in some rental agreement even though they confirmed i OWN the property. then they get mad for wasting their time. but their the ones calling ME several times a month lol...
Lanny Bianchi (7 months ago)
I found on a better way to deal with them when you answer the phone and you know it's a telemarketer you let them go on and when they ask you your name to say you've reached the house of Jesus Christ and they'll hang right up a lot of them won't even bother calling you again
Jahn Dough (7 months ago)
*YES INTENSIFIES*
Charles Sumrow (7 months ago)
Lol
Claes Andersson (7 months ago)
👍😂😂😂👏👏👏😂😂😂👍
TheWastedViking (8 months ago)
You're a fucking idiot, and you got owned..
Saxon (8 months ago)
Then the person working the next shift calls. Then the next and the next. This does nothing to stop them.
Chris P. (8 months ago)
Love the telemarketer.
delbert grady (8 months ago)
@1:11 schooled u bouy. Lol I used to work for dtv. My customers always tried to fuck with... Only I started first. Horrible job and very exhausting
Geno2733 (8 months ago)
look for gift card scams, and give THEM the telemarketer's number. They'll get flooded with calls.
M Chaney (9 months ago)
I call them back over and over and over and grind them down until they quit their job.
Megan Todd (9 months ago)
25 thousand smak-a-rooz laff out loud
Ashak Naz (9 months ago)
He actually tormented you in the end and your mouth was ziped for a sec before saying YES
karin Doyle (9 months ago)
I use to give the phone to my daughter when she was little and tell her it was Santa
No Justice Just Us (10 months ago)
😂😂 He got you at the end tho
Al May (10 months ago)
get annoyed with telemarketers but I will try this it might make me feel better
UnSubRocky (11 months ago)
Sounds more like he got the better of you.
SS Standartenfuhrer (11 months ago)
My record of keeping these folk on the line is 35mins.
PEPE TRUMP (11 months ago)
Trololololo
Bassplayer Marty (11 months ago)
Don’t say yes!!!!
Gareth Davies (11 months ago)
Yes
Zepher Tensho (1 year ago)
I watched this 8 years ago before I even had a youtube account and now here we are in 2017 and it's in my recommended feed. Ah memories.
Valerie Pallaoro (1 year ago)
I don't think you won on this one; moron. On record even. Well, there, you go. How long did it take him to find that out? Hmmm?
Hell bent (1 year ago)
Its actually better to say "no" to everything. Credit card scammers use the word "yes" to conduct credit card fraud in your name.
FaLLEN (1 year ago)
Yes
bev Darmanjian (1 year ago)
To funny
David Edwards (1 year ago)
Just hang up...BUT hang up in the middle of YOUR sentence. That way they don't think you hung up, but were just cut off. Personally I am more rude. When they ask, can I speak to Mr Whoever, I reply NO and hang up. If they start with "I'm from" I just hang up.
David Edwards (1 year ago)
There is a system in place where you are asked if you want to take part in their 'business' and by saying YES, you are recorded and it is like signing a contract, but telemarketers have been caught getting you to say YES to another question and editing that into the tape so it sounds like you agree to do business, so DON'T SAY YES.
Zero_BS_Tolerance (1 year ago)
L M F A O !!
Krystalia777 (1 year ago)
Yes
DajDan Boi (1 year ago)
You got owned.
join the conversation (1 year ago)
EXCELLENT TACTICS! Maybe the Andy Rooney tactics where You lay the phone down ( If You answer) and just let them blather away? Maybe on the " WHERE YOU LIVE, You should have said NO.??
Mad Tasha (1 year ago)
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audra7511 (1 year ago)
Love these videos u all should put scammer videos om u tube that will help other on dealing w scammers im sure people dont know what to do w these scammers at all
Prophet 777 (1 year ago)
Just like Ben the Dog
Zed Zul Zorander (1 year ago)
Seems like the telemarketer won this one...
Brandon Barkman (1 year ago)
🤣
American Woman (1 year ago)
Do I like this. YES.
steven Smith (1 year ago)
I don't mind speaking to them on the phone but just so I can waste their time and money, I act simple I say wait a minute I will be back I have to bath the rabbit. They wait and ring back a few times because they think that they have their simpleton
I like to play with them. I usually answer with something like this, "FBI Headquarters, Detective #####, How can I help you?" then tell him to please hold & pretend to be talking to my partner, "I think this is the guy we have been looking for". Then tell the caller, "So where is location & are the hostages okay?" If the caller says you have the wrong guy. Tell the caller, "Look I'm not going to play games with you, this call is being monitor & law enforcement is on there way, so you better come clean." Just use your imagination, act like your angry 😤 & avoid laughing😄 if you can.
PEDRO VALENCIA (1 year ago)
NICELY DONE HAHAHAHAHA
Lol 1:10
bonnie brindle (1 year ago)
Lol
Tadligaming (1 year ago)
Stop being such dicks to telemarketers. THey are only doing their job. It is better than having them be unemployed and robbing a fucking bank or something or maybe killing your grandma in a desperate heist for $1000. Give them some respect like you would to other people. Sure, they are annoying, just tell them you aren't interested. I get these phone calls around 3-4 times a week, I just say no sorry not interested. . .
Yes
David Deel (1 year ago)
I like to take these guys that are selling to the end. I actually go along with whatever theya re selling and act fairly excited, though not over the top. Then I start giving my credit card info. Well giving the CC info takes a good long time because the telemarketer and I have troubles getting the numbers straight. Finally they catch on and I jst tell them I was wasting their time like they wasted mine. I can not believe the idiots that call from fake numbers actually think people want to do business with a liar. Calling from a fake number is starting off with a friggin lie. How stupid!!!!!
Jesse Ybarra (1 year ago)
yes
Ed Jones (1 year ago)
Do you enjoy the feel of a 14 year old boys breath flowing down your neck? Yes...
Jay Steph (1 year ago)
When I was a kid, I had a crush on a girl. Me and my mate kept ringing her house phone, and whenever she or her mum would answer, we'd hang up. Well, one time her mum answered the call, saying "Elephant washing station, Nairobi, how can I help?" That was the last time we rang. In fact, back then, I didn't know how to change the settings of the phone so my number wouldn't show up. Her mum kept calling my number repeatedly, which was the same number for all the phones in our house (- she was obviously annoyed) - My dad answered the call. I felt so embarassed that I told him "someone must have broken into our house, and used the phone to make prank calls".... Yeah, like he believed that. Man, I cringe every time I think of it.
Kevin Freed (1 year ago)
lolololololololol

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